spiritsrequiem:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time → dungeons

snowflakehealer:

i found these pictures though!!!

Top one: 8/12/05- picture of me sleeping on the brown couch with little baby oreo curled up by my leg (before u judge me & my PJs they were soft as heck and also the most sensory-pleasing thing EVER)

Bottom picture: 6/8/03 Me and Heather (holynarwhalsbatman) in front of this Dodgers baseball team painted truck, holding a Dodgers towel (my siblings are on the other side of the truck but you dont care about them)
(I’m on the left, Heather is on the right)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

tagged: +omg  +food mention  +stroke 
I want to get rid of my blue mustache, but it doesn’t want to get rid of me…..

I want to get rid of my blue mustache, but it doesn’t want to get rid of me…..

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

Alright, I’m going to wash off the blue mustache… But if you want a doodle still, tell me know :3

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.