puddlejumpingchampion:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Looking at you, Cronus.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

T-11 days until I leave to go see my better half.
T-12 days until I see my better half.

silvaniart:

Who ya gonna call? Gawrshbusters!!!

silvaniart:

Who ya gonna call? Gawrshbusters!!!